wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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