Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
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