david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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