Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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