Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
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We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
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I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Pants are for mortals
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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