just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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