Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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