with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
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A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
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I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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