His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
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I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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