$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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