I don't think brook has ever known best
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
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He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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