Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.