# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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