I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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