what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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