Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
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I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I won't apologize to a one balled man
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The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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