im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Text me some of your sweat
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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