Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
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yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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