My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
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I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
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Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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