Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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