omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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