Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
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