Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
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And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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