I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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