wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
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I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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