He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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