I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
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ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
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He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize