Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
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