I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
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