Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Randomize