i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
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I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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