Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
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I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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