i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
kristin has been a bad kristin
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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