She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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