i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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