Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
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how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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