Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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