i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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