watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
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Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
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My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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