if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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