were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
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I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
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My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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