Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I'm like, not good at living.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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