Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
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