Im at strip club and am horny
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
The uberlube is also flammable
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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