Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
