Who wears a wallet chain?!
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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