The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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