i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
