I'm really into asian looking animals
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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