I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
there is glitter all over my balls
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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