That's intense
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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