She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Welp...herpes.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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