You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I'm sobbing to NWA
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