come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
