whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
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Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
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He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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