shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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