No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
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Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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