I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
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there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
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remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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