Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
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I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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